Northfield Family Lawyers & Crypto Fraud Attorneys

Protecting Your Rights

F**k Around and Find Out—Legal Edition

Tact is for cowards. I get shit done. If I can’t fix your problem….. your only option is probably just to pray.

Speak With Attorney Dan Irwin Today

Crypto Scams, Car Crashes, Custody Battles – Damn, You Need Dan.

Looking for a lawyer who gets the job done and isn’t afraid to keep it real? Attorney Dan Irwin is here to handle your messiest legal battles with a mix of expertise and just the right amount of flair. Whether navigating a sticky family law situation or unraveling the complexities of crypto fraud, Dan is the only name you need to know in Northfield—or anywhere else, frankly.

Family Law Marvel – Got wonderful kids but the wrong partner? Relax, your mistakes are not Dan’s—they’re just his to solve.

Crypto Fraud Slayer – If someone ran off with your hard-earned crypto, Dan’s ready to track them down and serve justice like a pro.

Small Town Legend – He’s not just the best lawyer in Dundas, a town of 1,758 people—he’s also the worst and only.

Dan’s got a reputation that precedes him (and that your soon-to-be ex’s lawyer probably warned them about). If you’re ready for the “Big D” (divorce) or need someone willing to chew through even the largest swimming pool of shit to get results, it’s time to schedule a consultation. Give them the Big D—Dan Irwin. After all, if he can’t help you, well, your only option might be prayer… but don’t ask God for help either; it sounds like He’s already on Dan’s side.

Northfield Family Lawyers & Crypto Fraud Attorneys

Why Settle for Less When You Can Have the Best (and Only)?

At Irwin Law, we believe every problem has a solution—even if that solution requires lawyer-level creativity, a shovel for the truth, and a willingness to wade into the messiest situations. Attorney Dan Irwin specializes in turning chaos into clarity, whether you’re gearing up for court or chasing down someone who ran off with your Bitcoin.

He’s not afraid of a challenge—or your ex, for that matter.

Why Work With Dan?

> Results That Speak Louder

> Straight Talk, No Fluff

> A Reputation Like No Other

Dan Irwin doesn’t just solve problems; he obliterates them. With a track record that ranges from crypto fraud victories to family law triumphs, people trust Dan to be the legal Godzilla to their Godzilla-sized problems. The only thing standing between you and resolution is a phone call—or Dan’s next golf game. Don’t wait. Reach out today and experience why they call him the lawyer, the myth, the legend…

About Us

Northfield Family Lawyers & Crypto Fraud Attorneys

Our Northfield Legal Services

Family Law

Crypto Fraud

Personal Injury

Family Law – Because Love Dies, But Child Support Doesn't

Nothing says “life lesson” like realizing you have great kids with the wrong person. That’s where Dan Irwin steps in, wielding Family Law experience sharper than your ex’s passive aggression. Custody battles, alimony disagreements, or ensuring every family barbecue post-divorce isn't an utter disaster—Dan's got you. He’s the lawyer that your soon-to-be ex’s lawyer warned them about. Give them the Big D (Dan, that is) and start reclaiming your peace of mind today.

Family Law

Crypto Fraud – Lost Coins, Found Justice

Did someone run off with your hard-earned Bitcoin? Don’t stress, Dan Irwin is ready to take them to task. With a knack for hunting down scammers and untangling digital messes, Dan’s the Crypto Fraud Slayer you’ve been looking for. Forget spending weeks Googling “blockchain scams”—Dan cuts through crypto chaos like he was born to do it. Schedule a consultation and get ready for the one thing fraudsters hate most: accountability and Dan Irwin.

Crypto Fraud

Personal Injury – Your Accident, Their Tab

Tripped, slipped, or clipped by someone else’s mistake? Sounds like someone owes you compensation. Dan Irwin takes personal injury cases seriously, bringing his no-nonsense style to the table while ensuring you get every penny you deserve. Whether it’s twisted ankles or hefty hospital bills, Dan’s ready to make them pay—literally. Don’t settle for scraps with the insurance company. Call Dan and watch him turn your bad day into a big win.

Personal Injury

Meet the Attorney

Dan Irwin

Your Ex Hates Him. Judges Fear Him. Lawyers Want to Be Him.....

Dan the Attorney

Dan Irwin is not just the best lawyer in Dundas, Minnesota, population 1,758—he’s also the worst, and, frankly, the only. Whether you’re untangling a custody nightmare, tracking down your lost Bitcoin, or turning someone else’s screw-up into your payday, Dan is the chaos-eating Godzilla you didn’t know you needed. They say never waste a good crisis—Dan doesn’t. He pounces like a cat, attacks like Godzilla, and occasionally answers the phone in between golf games. When you’re ready to give ‘em the Big D (Dan, obviously), call Dan Irwin.

Meet Dan

Dan the Cuddler

Sure, Dan Irwin spends his days tearing through legal red tape like it’s his life’s mission, but even attorneys need a break. When he’s not in court making someone else’s life miserable (on your behalf), he’s at home, proving he has a soft side—mostly to his cat. If only opposing counsel were this easy to tame.

Dan the Chef

Some people unwind with a good book—Dan unwinds by standing over an open flame, turning raw meat into something worth eating. Cooking, much like law, is about control, timing, and knowing exactly when to apply heat. Whether he’s searing a steak or searing an opposing argument, the result is the same—someone’s getting cooked, and it won’t be him.

Dan the Muscle Man

Lifting weights and lifting legal burdens aren’t all that different—both require patience, endurance, and knowing when to apply maximum pressure. Dan doesn’t just argue cases; he dismantles them piece by piece. If you’re looking for someone to carry the weight of your legal mess, rest assured—he’s already done the heavy lifting.

What our clients say about us

Law isn’t about feelings—it’s about results.

Dan Irwin isn’t here to hold your hand and tell you everything will be fine. He’s here to make sure it is. Whether that means untangling the legal nightmare your ex left behind, tracking down lost Bitcoin, or making sure someone else foots the bill for their mistakes, Dan delivers. But don’t take our word for it—read what his clients have to say.

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Molly Carlsten

Legal Client

"Honestly there’s no words to explain how grateful and thankful I stumbled across Dan Irwin on a google search. THANK YOU GOOGLE! when I say this man is meant for this job, he truly is. One of my favorite parts while we were in court is how fast he is pulling up information... he looked up a statue in a matter of minutes to help win... Also when I say he had no time to prepare, he had 1 night. We went in thinking it was going to be simple, but under pressure he killed it!!! We came out winning. 🙌🏻🙌🏻"

Kali Stokes

Divorce Client

"I highly recommend hiring Dan Irwin as your attorney! He was there for me every step of the way during my divorce. He is very attentive, responds quickly to emails and made me feel very comfortable. Any questions I had he always took the time to answer. If I ever need an attorney again, he would be the first one I would contact."

Elizabeth Sloan

Family Law Client

"Dan was an amazing attorney who worked on a very tough family case for us. He gave us play by play action, he took the time to answer all the families questions. He took the time to explain the process to us."

B Hal

Legal Client

"Looking for a lawyer? Dan is your guy! Dan is very passionate both in and outside of the courtroom. He is understanding and knowledgeable in walking his clients through process. Dan is definitely someone who has compassion in what he does and will guide you every step of the way."

Tim H

Family Law Client

"I retained him on very short notice, literally two days before trial. It was a matter that was very serious, and being an unmarried father in Minnesota the odds are stacked against you from the start. He did everything he said he was going to do and more... I will forever be thankful he decided to take this matter on and for the effort he put into it! It was the best money I’ve ever spent, and I want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart to Dan Irwin."

Nataliia Kopp

Legal Client

"Don't hesitate to hire Dan! I am so glad I chose him to represent me! He is very talented and easy to talk to. He listened to my situation and was able to prepare in really short time for the hearing. Thank you for walking me through the process and making it a lot less stressful for me! I am really grateful!"

Brian Grufencock

Legal Client

"As my attorney, Dan was very proactive in protecting my rights. He provided quick and reliable feedback. He also took time to answer all my questions.

Additionally, Dan displayed excellent negotiation skills in settling my case. I highly recommend him to others based on my experience as a client."

Adam Ibrahim

Legal Client

"Dan believed in our case when no one else did. He took the time to explain complex issues. I trust this firm above others. If you need a good guy on your side, Dan is your man."

Frequently Asked Questions

Answered By Attorney Dan Irwin

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